1. Don’t expect them to put up with you not coming home on time. 2. They don’t exactly care what you have to say. 3. The ears are as big as they are. They sort of look like elves in some ways. 4. Don’t expect a Great Dane to want to do much. All they want to do is sit around and watch TV. 5. They cold tends to get to them. 6. When you’re willing to take them out late at night, they don’t exactly appreciate it. 7. This is what you can expect if you’re crazy enough to get two of them. You don’t even want to know what will happen if you decide to get three. 8. Absent-mindedness is not limited to humans. 9. Great Danes aren’t exactly above depression, chronic fatigue, and other psychological issues. 10.They weigh up to 200 pounds. When a Great Dane tries to kiss you, you can expect to get knocked down.