12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund

1. A Dachshund will steal your bed – all of it, no matter how tiny they are.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-01
2. They will make you spend all your money on cute outfits. Aww look a puppy cow!12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-02
3. They will not win any races for you.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-03
4. You’ll never guess if they have done something wrong with that innocent face.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-04
5. Their paws will be all over your laptop if you don’t have a secure password.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-05
6. Gluttony is their favourite sin.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-06
7. Good luck cooking anything yummy. It’ll be gone when your back is turned.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-07
8. Their innocent puppy dog eyes will turn you into their puppet.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-08
9. You’ll be none the wiser if they invade your closet.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-09
10. They will call their cop friends on you if you don’t obey their commands.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-10
11. And don’t even try to outrun them because Dachshunds can fly.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-11
12. Sometimes, they will allow you to dress them up in silly sweaters so you’ll trust them a little more. But there’s no telling what they’ll be up to next.12 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Dachshund-12

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